That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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