if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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