im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Houston, we have a blender
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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