His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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