It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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