wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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