Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
