i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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