Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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