i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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