Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He? As in you personified your dick?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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