we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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