Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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