Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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