What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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