I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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