But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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