I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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