david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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