turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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