This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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