My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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