I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Randomize
