So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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