You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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