Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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