I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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