My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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