last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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