Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Randomize
