Porn is love you can see.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
meet me or not, i'm out of control
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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