He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Terrible idea I love it
My vagina is very pro this idea
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