STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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