He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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