Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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