Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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