It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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