Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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