The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
there was a trapeze. enough said
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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