is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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