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he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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