She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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