We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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