New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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