my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Randomize
