can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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