Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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