He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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