You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
it glows. i had to have it.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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