So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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